i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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