apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
nutella sex= disaster
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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