well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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