Buhtt sex?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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