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You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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