Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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