OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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