keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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