i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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