My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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