Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
The adults are the big ones right?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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