Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
last night I used snow as a chaser
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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