What a fucking waste of an outfit
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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