There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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