have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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