Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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