good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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