so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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