i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Life is so much better after having sex.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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