god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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