Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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