No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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