I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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