ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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