The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
this will be a night to untag.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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