I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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