So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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