I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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