Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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