I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
