this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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