Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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