I wanna passion pit in your ass
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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