There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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