When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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