Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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