some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Why is your signature on my underwear?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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