You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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