He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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