They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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