Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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