In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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