oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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