i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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