Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
