I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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