my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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