butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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