white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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