Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Farmville is her only friend.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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