is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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