Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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