Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So squirting runs in the family.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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