If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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